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原文：

我5岁学前班看书，问我奶奶：周瑜为啥是懦将？

我奶奶：哪个懦？

我：懦弱的懦？

我奶奶：他不敢跟吴国太顶嘴，所以是懦将。

我：原来如此。

我爷爷：？？？说啥呢我瞅瞅………好家伙这写的是儒将！

我：作文写不出来！

我奶奶：你就写，下雨了，这让我想起古人的一首诗，莫听穿林打叶声………

我：啊？

我爷爷：。让孩子写那玩应呢，她老师能信吗？你就写，下雨了，我撑开小雨伞，穿着红舞鞋在雨里跑，打扰了蜗牛的梦。

陌生老太太：回去告诉你奶奶上我家打麻将来。

我：。好嘞。

我奶奶（异常兴奋）：我去打麻将嘞，你记得让你爷爷陪你下楼练自行车！

我：十动然拒。

我爷爷：又指使我，又指使我，练什么自行车，现在谁家还有自行车，呸。

我奶奶：你就吹吧，等将来妞妞跟同事出去旅游。人家都租个车飕飕就骑走了，就你妞妞原地干瞪眼。

我：才不会呢。

十年后………

我同学A：就两公里，共享单车走起。

我同学B：收到

我：。。。。

我奶奶：你爷爷侄子送来的鸡诶，是活的，咱自己处理了吧。

我：啥？？？？？？？？

我奶奶：没见过杀鸡是吧，你瞧好了。

我爷爷：我帮你把着，你来杀。

……

十分钟后，

我们仨迷茫的看着直接呲到天花板上的鸡血……以及满屋子乱飞的鸡……

二十分钟后，

我奶奶挨个打邻居们的电话，问：你们谁会杀鸡？

教室家属楼，邻居们都是老师退休基本没有人会

气的我奶奶那天炖鸡肉时狠狠的多加了三把粉条

我老年痴呆到只认得我都不认得我爸的爷爷居然还认字且记得那些故事……

我看课外书ing。

我爷爷：妞妞看啥呢？

我（举起书）

我爷爷：隋——唐——演——义——？这可不行你得念外语啊，学俄语啊………这秦琼，最不是东西，单雄信对他多好啊………

我：啊？你都糊涂成这样了居然还记得单雄信？

我爷爷：绿林头子。

我：这个税务知识也太难了。

我妈：难什么？你知道吗，中国有记载的赋税开始于汉朝……balalal……

我姥姥：你说这个东西给孩子有啥用啊，落不到实际上。记不记得清朝的皇帝提一个永不加赋税啊，作为祖训，但是这个东西肯定是不对的，做为税务基层的工作人员，你说我的任务是什么呢？不仅仅是要收上来税，而且要根据自己地区的实际情况，根据商户经营的状况，甚至要考虑到社会将来发展的方向，对你每年的工作要做一个总结，然后呢，上报到你的主管部门儿，让这个主管部门儿呢，对这个广大的民生啊，尤其对税务这个政策的这个了解一些，帮助当地商户立足才是真的。

我：？只有我什么都不明白吗？

我姥爷去世后，我姥姥该吃吃该喝喝特别心大的样子，直到我姥爷去世三年当天，我翻开姥姥的日记本，最新一页写了满篇的——“我有所思在远道，一日不见兮我心悄悄。”

译文：

I read a book in my 5-year-old preschool class and asked my grandmother, "Why is Zhou Yu a cowardly general?"? My grandmother: Which coward? Me: Cowardly cowardice? My grandmother: He dare not talk back to Wu Guotai, so he is a cowardly general. Me: I see. My grandfather:??? What are you talking about? Let me take a look... Wow, this is written about a Confucian general! Me: I can't write an essay! My grandmother: Just write it. It's raining, which reminds me of an ancient poem. Don't listen to the sound of rustling leaves through the forest... Me: Ah? My grandfather:. Can the teacher trust the child to write about the play? Just write, it's raining. I opened my little umbrella and ran in the rain wearing red dance shoes, disturbing the snail's dream. strange old lady: Go back and tell your grandmother to come to my house to play mahjong. I:. Okay. My grandmother (extremely excited): I'm going to play mahjong. Remember to have your grandfather accompany you downstairs to practice cycling! Me: Ten moves but refuse. My grandfather: He instructed me again, instructed me again, what kind of bicycle to practice? Who else has a bicycle now, bah. My grandmother: You can just boast. In the future, Niu Niu and her colleagues will go on a trip. They rented a car and rode away, leaving you standing there staring blankly. Me: I don't know. Ten years later... My classmate A: Just two kilometers, starting with shared bicycles. My classmate B: Received me:.... My grandmother: The chicken sent by your grandfather and nephew is alive. Let's handle it ourselves. Me: What???????? My grandmother: I haven't seen chicken slaughtering before, have you? Look at it. My grandfather: I'll help you keep it, you come and kill it Ten minutes later, the three of us looked bewilderedly at the chicken blood that was directly exposed to the ceiling... and the chickens flying around the house... Twenty minutes later, my grandmother called each of our neighbors one by one and asked, "Who would kill a chicken?"? Classroom, family building, and neighbors are all teachers. After retirement, no one would be angry. My grandmother added three extra noodles while stewing chicken that day. I was so dementia that I only recognized my father, but I didn't even recognize him. My grandfather still recognized and remembered those stories... I read extracurricular books. My grandfather: What are you looking at, Niu Niu? My grandfather: Sui - Tang - performance - Yi -? This is not enough. You have to study a foreign language, learn Russian... Qin Qiong is the least talented person, how kind Dan Xiongxin is to him... Me: Ah? You're so confused that you still remember Dan Xiongxin? My grandfather: Green Forest Leader. Me: This tax knowledge is also too difficult. My mother: What's difficult? Do you know that the recorded taxation in China began during the Han Dynasty... balalal... My grandma: What do you think this thing is useful for children? It doesn't actually come true. Do you remember the emperor of the Qing Dynasty proposing never to pay taxes as a ancestral motto, but this thing is definitely not right. As a grassroots tax worker, what did you say my task was? Not only do you need to collect taxes, but you also need to make a summary of your annual work based on the actual situation in your region, the business operation status of merchants, and even the direction of future social development. Then, report it to your supervisory department, so that the supervisory department can have a better understanding of the people's livelihood, especially the tax policy, and help local merchants establish themselves. I:? Am I the only one who doesn't understand anything? After my grandfather passed away, my grandmother showed a special heart when it came to eating, drinking, and drinking. It wasn't until three years after my grandfather's death that I opened her diary and the latest page was full of words - "I have thoughts on a long journey, and if I don't see you for a day, my heart will be quiet."

句子分析1：

It's raining, which reminds me of an ancient poem.

句子成分分析：(划分说明) 

It's raining, (which reminds me of an ancient poem).

句子语法结构详解：

(It's = It is)

* raining 为谓语，采用现在进行时。
* which 为关系代词，引导非限制性定语从句。
* reminds 为谓语，采用一般现在时。动词采用第三人称单数形式。
* me 为人称代词宾格。is 为助动词。an 为不定冠词。

相关语法知识:
   时态
   非限制性定语从句
   动词的第三人称单数形式
   助动词 | 人称代词

句子相关词汇解释：

Phrase:

Vocabulary:

句子语法错误检查：

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句子分析2：

 Twenty minutes later, my grandmother called each of our neighbors one by one and asked, "Who would kill a chicken?"? Classroom, family building, and neighbors are all teachers.

句子成分分析：(划分说明)  

[Twenty minutes later], my grandmother called each (of our neighbors) [one by one] and asked, "Who would kill a chicken?"?
Classroom, family building, and neighbors are all teachers.

句子语法结构详解：

* called 为谓语，采用一般过去时。
* asked 为谓语，采用一般过去时。
* who 为疑问代词，引导特殊疑问句。
* kill 为谓语，采用一般过去将来时。
* are 为系动词作谓语，采用一般现在时。
* all 为同位语
* would 为情态动词。my, our 为形容词型物主代词。each, all 为不定代词。a 为不定冠词。

相关语法知识:
   时态
   并列连词
   特殊疑问句
   系动词
   同位语
   each 的用法
   all 的用法
   物主代词 | 不定代词 | 情态动词

句子相关词汇解释：

Phrase:

Vocabulary:

句子语法错误检查：

(未发现错误)

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