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入夏后眼看着全国各大景点都要进入旅游旺季，热搜上关于旅游的讨论逐渐多了起来。

　　前些天还有条新闻是“电视剧《我的阿勒泰》带火取景地，当地旅游收入十天超四亿”。

　　看得让人想对天发问：

　　“是谁？！在大家还在上班的日子里偷偷去旅游了？！”

　　社交平台上旅游攻略、景点测评的帖子越来越多的同时，还有不少厕评帖的热度水涨船高。

　　是的我没打错词，厕评帖。

　　许多热门目的地如新疆、川西、西藏等，由于地处偏远，厕所之间的差距可能一念天堂、一念地狱。

via @我浪迹江湖去了

　　年轻人们组成了厕所互助联盟，像分享游玩路线那般分享上厕所攻略，守护着彼此最后的如厕尊严。

　　在大多数情况下，厕所并不会成为旅游时优先需要在乎的要素。

　　人们会查找游玩路线、美食打卡、穿搭攻略，但一般不会考虑到厕所可能也需要攻略，除非它确实已经脱离了日常想象的范围。

　　如今走红的“厕评”现象便是如此。

　　尽管国内大多数服务区、大景点的厕所都是正常干净水平，可总有一些偏远地点存在意外。

　　许多年轻人在旅游过程中毫无准备地与一些原始厕所相遇，上一秒还在赞赏美景，下一秒被震撼到口鼻紧闭、仓皇逃离。

　　景色美到让人心碎，厕所也让人心碎。

　　人有三急，但总有一些地点的厕所不允许你急。

　　不少人在旅游看到不一样风景的同时，也收获了不一样的厕所体验，因此旅游结束后赶紧写下厕评，记录下自己的经验。

　　希望这些文字，能为后来者提供切实有效的膀胱与肠胃指引教程。

via @ABCDE

　　有的厕评帖专注于厕中选优，列举评选出优质厕所TOP 10，方便大家按图索骥。

　　“有专人搞卫生”“干净无异味”是其中最为重要的评判标准。

　　与之相对应的，也有一些厕评帖更专注于帮人避雷，筛选旅途中那些哪怕被逼上绝路都请三思要不要进的所在。

　　常见的厕评主要包括几个维度：

　　隐私性好不好、现场及周边环境如何、收不收费、打扫频率等等。

　　别误会，网友们如此精细地分类厕评并非是对厕所要求太高，实在是每一项都很重要。

　　在没信号的地方，收费1元的厕所会难倒没带现金的勇士；

　　过低的打扫频率，会使得厕所实际被使用的范围、已经远远超出它被划定的范围。

　　再比如隐私性，通常描述的是厕所围墙的高度、或者墙上受损破洞的程度。

　　网友@海狸在草原上体验过隐私性最差的厕所，蹲下后，头依然比墙高，她只能尴尬地对着几米外也等着上厕所的朋友对视笑了笑，身后不远还有一只头越过围墙往里看的羊。

　　厕所里其实有并排的几个坑，近到可以手拉手一起努力，但她和朋友都不太愿意如此亲密地分享这一特殊时刻。

　　刷这些帖子时，我从未如此希望网友们别那么妙语连珠、把现场情况描述得如临现场。

　　“有画面感”在此时既是一种对发帖者由衷的赞美，也是对阅读者的艰难考验。

　　在网友们的厕评中，以偏远自然风光为看点的旅游景点普遍榜上有名。

　　不同景点的厕所还有不同特点，总结来说大概是川西厕所险天下、西藏厕所野天下、新疆厕所挤天下。

　　川西雪山连绵地势险峻，一些厕所建在陡峭地形上，比如有人遇上的厕所建在山间河流上。

　　评论区体验过这间厕所的网友描述底下奔腾的河水往上透出丝丝寒意，去过之后彻底明白了为什么在户外绝对不能喝生水。

via @Abby淼-3-

　　相比之下，西藏的厕所要更为野性，体现在外形、结构与地点都更毫无章法。

　　它可能从外头看完全不像厕所，四面通透的墙体让它看着更像什么杂物棚。

　　从里面往外看也依旧不像，因为视野内山高水青、天地辽阔。

　　但只有气味与低头视角印证着它确实是厕所，且还是一个没太被及时打扫的。

　　至于“新疆厕所挤天下”很好理解——人多。

　　新疆地域辽阔，各大景点之间路途很远、需要开长时间公路，而穿梭于荒野山川与牧场之间的公路附近通常没有厕所。

　　又或者有，但通常是铁皮或木板围出的简易厕所。

　　因此许多游客会选择在为数不多的服务区集中上厕所，导致旺季时部分厕所会出现大排队的现象。

　　有网友无奈调侃玩了8天、憋了八天，没有一天的厕所是随心所欲、随时可上的

　　在地广人稀的新疆，旅游旺季的厕所短暂成为了人口密度最高的地方。

via @黄灵枝

　　也有不少网友表示，如果是在前不着村后不着店的荒野里实在想上厕所，记得随身带两把伞、捂住脸。

　　李娟的《春牧场》中就曾写过：

　　“第二个来拜访的亲戚是卡西诸多嫂子中的一个。然而她也不是真正上门喝茶聊天来的，她刚到地方，内急，来打听厕所在哪里。天啦，真文明，连我都忘了世上还有“厕所”这么一个东西了。于是我带着她向西南面戈壁滩突然洼陷的地方走去。”

　　从实用的角度来看，厕评的存在还挺合理、挺有用的。

　　且不谈吃喝拉撒本就是人生大事，出门在外上厕所不方便的确是生活中隐藏的一大痛点。

　　旅游时容易水土不服，不同的饮食习惯、舟车劳累的奔波考验着每个人的肠胃。

　　在大肠出现任何动静之前，没人能预料自己这趟旅行是要化身貔貅还是喷泄战士。

　　提前做好厕所规划，总能在濒临绝望的时刻有一根稻草可抱。

　　不只是国内，国人的厕所互助范围甚至扩散到了国外，社交平台上也有不少国外厕评。

　　国内旅游好歹找厕所方便，只是条件好不好未知，不少游客、留学生在国外街头受限于语言不通、环境不熟悉，有时根本不知道该去哪上厕所、一切未知。

　　譬如巴黎，常年被吐槽上厕所不方便，公厕数量不算多、常有维修的情况，卫生状态也是开盲盒。

　　因此巴黎厕评底下常有一句——最好在酒店、博物馆、景点、大型商场的厕所里解决，别太指望公厕。

　　@Vista新垣结衣曾在挪威遭受过厕所的暴击，去挪威坐驯鹿车、看极光的她，提前听说了自己行程中有个景点偏远、只有旱厕。

　　她想了想在国内体验过的农村旱厕，觉得眼睛一闭、鼻子一捏很快就会过去，自以为做好了心理准备。

　　结果到了后却发现自己还忘了一件事——挪威人是习惯坐着上厕所的。

　　哪怕旱厕，也是坐着的。

　　对她来说，坐在上面实在会产生太多令大脑翻腾的联想，最后选择了蹲马步应对。

　　更常见的国外厕评帖是分享厕所密码。

　　和国内公厕大多可以直接进入，又或是出门在外紧急时可以向店家借厕所的习惯不同，不少国家的厕所被密码“严格保护”，需要输入密码才能打开门。

　　这一地方风俗形成的原因多样。

　　有的是因为市政希望以此减少公共厕所变成流浪汉聚集过夜地的情况；

　　有的是商家出于打扫维持成本的考虑、只愿意把厕所借给消费顾客等等，久而久之形成当地的通用习惯。

　　一般来说，市政公厕的密码可以通过询问附近管理人员得到，商家的密码大多要求消费。

　　像是你在国内麦当劳借个厕所可能根本没人管，走进店后直奔厕所就行。

　　但在部分国家如荷兰、意大利等，麦当劳里的厕所门装有密码锁，消费小票上会附带密码。

　　管理严格一些的还有专人在门口检查小票，常规的只要知道密码就能进，这使得一些网友化身“厕所侠”。

　　不过考虑到去国外找到一家特定商店上厕所的偶然性，这类厕评贴或许更多是方便当地的少数同胞、偶尔救个急。

　　从某种意义上来说，厕评会出现、走红还是应了咱中国那句老话——

　　出门在外不能委屈了肚子。

　　只是之前大家更多从“进”的视角理解这句话，如今又多了一层“出”的视角。

　　厕评并不是近两年才出现的事物，在因旅游热走红的实用性厕评出现之前，互联网上一直有年轻人喜欢打卡厕所。

　　这算是一种小众爱好，有人是因为个人对厕所条件相对在意，自己生活中会特意留心，把给去过的厕所打分当做一种小消遣。

　　还有不少人单纯是觉得测评厕所这件事本身很有趣。

　　社交平台上有一些专门记录厕所的账号，譬如收集网友们拍到的各种奇葩荒诞厕所。

　　日常生活中，人们忙碌于粉饰灯红酒绿、觥筹交错的世界，设定出种种标准去评定美与美味，维持着光鲜亮丽。

　　而厕所，往往会被视为卸去这一切粉饰、隐去不堪的特别场所。

　　像测评餐厅、景点一样去测评厕所，多少带着几分对都市主义、消费主义的解构玩味。

　　那些荒野上的厕所照片，有的多看几眼还颇具艺术气息。

　　被自然完全接手的荒凉之地上，厕所的小屋是最后一处人类文明活动的迹象。

　　在已然模板化、套路化的各种探店旅游测评里，许多描述可能是夸张的、美化的，人们早已习惯性地打下满屏的感叹号与“绝绝子”，哪怕表情平静，波澜不惊。

　　但在厕评领域，一切都是都是真实的。

　　如果一篇厕评中出现“绝绝子”，它一定在某些方面有点绝、只是不知好坏。

　　大家默契地不会在这种事上说谎。

　　厕评是我们在互联网上最后一处彼此坦诚相见、无需P图掩饰的地方。

　　封面图来源于电视剧《我的阿勒泰》。

新闻译文：

After entering summer, as major tourist attractions across the country enter the peak season of tourism, discussions about tourism have gradually increased on hot topics.

A few days ago, there was news that the TV drama "My Altay" was set in a popular location, with local tourism revenue exceeding 400 million yuan in just ten days.

It makes one want to ask the sky:

"Who is it?! I secretly went on a trip while everyone was still working?!"

Along with the increasing number of travel guides and scenic spot evaluations on social media platforms, there are also many toilet review posts that are gaining popularity.

Yes, I didn't type the wrong word, toilet review post.

Many popular destinations, such as Xinjiang, western Sichuan, Xizang, are located in remote areas, so the gap between toilets may be a paradise or a hell.

The young people formed a toilet mutual aid alliance, sharing toilet guides like sharing travel routes, guarding each other's final toilet dignity.

In most cases, toilets are not a priority factor to consider when traveling.

People will search for travel routes, food check-in, and fashion guides, but generally do not consider that the toilet may also require guides, unless it has indeed gone beyond the scope of daily imagination.

The popular phenomenon of "toilet reviews" nowadays is like this.

Although the toilets in most service areas and major tourist attractions in China are of normal cleanliness, there are always some remote locations where accidents occur.

Many young people meet some primitive toilets unpreparedly during their travels, admiring the beautiful scenery one second and being shocked to the point of tightly closing their mouths and noses and fleeing in a hurry the next.

The scenery is so beautiful that it breaks one's heart, and the restroom is also heartbreaking.

People have three urgent needs, but there are always some places where toilets do not allow you to be in a hurry.

Many people, while traveling, not only see different scenery but also experience different toilet experiences. Therefore, after the trip, quickly write a toilet review and record your own experience.

I hope these texts can provide practical and effective bladder and gastrointestinal guidance tutorials for later generations.

Some toilet review posts focus on selecting the best among toilets, listing the top 10 high-quality toilets for easy reference.

The most important evaluation criteria are "having a dedicated person for hygiene" and "being clean and odorless".

Correspondingly, there are also some toilet review posts that focus more on helping people prevent lightning, screening out places on the journey that even if you are forced into a dead end, please think twice before entering.

Common toilet reviews mainly include several dimensions:

Privacy, on-site and surrounding environment, free of charge, cleaning frequency, etc.

Don't misunderstand, netizens categorizing toilet reviews so meticulously is not because they have too high requirements for toilets, but because every item is important.

In areas without signals, a toilet that charges 1 yuan will stump warriors without cash;

A low cleaning frequency can result in the actual use of the toilet far exceeding its designated range.

For example, privacy usually describes the height of the toilet wall or the degree of damage and holes in the wall.

Netizen @ Beaver has experienced the worst privacy toilet on the grassland. Even after squatting down, her head is still higher than the wall. She can only awkwardly smile at her friend who is also waiting to use the toilet a few meters away, and not far behind is a sheep with its head crossing the wall to look inside.

There are actually several pits side by side in the toilet, close enough to work hand in hand, but she and her friends are not willing to share this special moment so intimately.

When browsing these posts, I have never hoped that netizens would not be so witty and describe the situation as if they were on the spot.

"Having a visual sense" is not only a sincere praise for the poster at this time, but also a difficult test for the reader.

In the comments of netizens on toilets, tourist attractions that focus on remote natural scenery are generally on the list.

Toilets in different scenic spots have different characteristics. To sum up, toilets in western Sichuan are dangerous, toilets in Xizang are wild, and toilets in Xinjiang are crowded.

The continuous snow capped mountains in western Sichuan have steep terrain, and some toilets are built on steep terrain. For example, toilets that some people encounter are built on mountain rivers.

Netizens who have experienced this toilet in the comment section describe the rushing river water below emitting a hint of coldness. After visiting it, they completely understand why drinking raw water outdoors is absolutely not allowed.

In contrast, toilets in Xizang are more wild, which is reflected in their appearance, structure and location.

It may not look like a toilet at all from the outside, and the four transparent walls make it look more like a miscellaneous shed.

From the inside out, it still doesn't look like it, because the mountains and waters are high and the sky and earth are vast in the field of vision.

But only the smell and lowered head perspective confirm that it is indeed a toilet, and it is still one that has not been cleaned in a timely manner.

As for "Xinjiang toilets crowding the world", it is easy to understand - there are many people.

Xinjiang has a vast territory, with long distances between major scenic spots and the need for long-distance highways. However, there are usually no toilets near the highways that shuttle between wilderness mountains and grasslands.

Alternatively, there may be a simple toilet enclosed by iron sheets or wooden boards.

Therefore, many tourists choose to use the restroom in a few service areas, resulting in a large queue in some toilets during peak season.

Some netizens helplessly joked that after playing for 8 days and holding back for 8 days, the restroom was not available for a day at will and could be accessed at any time

In the sparsely populated Xinjiang region, toilets during the peak tourist season have briefly become the place with the highest population density.

Many netizens also expressed that if you really want to use the restroom in the wilderness where there is no village or store, remember to bring two umbrellas with you and cover your face.

In Li Juan's "Spring Pasture", she once wrote:

The second relative who came to visit was one of Casey's many sister-in-law. However, she didn't actually come over to have tea and chat. She had just arrived at the place and was in a hurry, asking where the restroom was. Oh my god, it's so civilized, even I forgot there was such a thing as a "restroom" in the world. So I took her towards the sudden depression of the Gobi desert to the southwest

From a practical perspective, the existence of toilet reviews is quite reasonable and useful.

Leaving aside food, drink, and urination, it is already a major event in life. The inconvenience of going out and using the restroom outside is indeed a hidden pain point in life.

When traveling, it is easy to be uncomfortable with the local environment. Different dietary habits and the tiring commute of boats and cars test everyone's digestive system.

Before any movement occurs in the large intestine, no one can predict whether their trip will transform into a Pixiu or a Spit Warrior.

By planning the toilet in advance, there can always be a straw to hold in moments of despair.

Not only in China, the scope of mutual assistance in toilets among Chinese people has even spread to foreign countries, and there are also many foreign toilet reviews on social media platforms.

At least finding a restroom is convenient for domestic tourism, but the conditions are unknown. Many tourists and international students are limited by language barriers and unfamiliar environments on the streets of foreign countries, sometimes not knowing where to go to the restroom, and everything is unknown.

For example, in Paris, it is roast all the year round that it is inconvenient to go to the toilet. The number of public toilets is not large, and there is often maintenance. The sanitary state is also open blind box.

Therefore, there is often a saying under Paris toilet reviews - it is best to solve it in the toilets of hotels, museums, attractions, and large shopping malls, and not rely too much on public toilets.

@Vista Yuki Niigaki was once hit by a toilet in Norway. While riding a reindeer cart and watching the aurora in Norway, she learned in advance that there was a remote attraction on her itinerary that only had a dry toilet.

She thought about the rural dry toilets she had experienced in China, and felt that as soon as her eyes closed and her nose pinched, she would pass quickly. She thought she was mentally prepared.

But when I arrived, I realized that I had forgotten one thing - Norwegians are used to sitting and using the restroom.

Even the dry toilet is still sitting.

For her, sitting on it would create too many brain stirring associations, so she ultimately chose to squat on horseback to cope.

A more common foreign toilet review post is sharing toilet passwords.

Unlike most public toilets in China, which can be accessed directly or borrowed from shops in case of emergency when going out, many countries have strict password protection for toilets, requiring a password to open the door.

The reasons for the formation of customs in this place are diverse.

Some are because the municipal government hopes to reduce the situation where public toilets become gathering places for homeless people to stay overnight;

Some businesses, out of consideration for cleaning and maintenance costs, are only willing to lend toilets to consumer customers, etc. Over time, this has formed a common local habit.

Generally speaking, the password for municipal public toilets can be obtained by asking nearby management personnel, and most merchants require consumption.

If you borrow a restroom from McDonald's in China, there may not be anyone taking care of it. Just go straight to the restroom after entering the store.

But in some countries such as the Netherlands and Italy, McDonald's restroom doors are equipped with password locks, and the password will be attached to the purchase receipt.

Strict management also requires a dedicated person to check the receipts at the entrance, while regular users can enter as long as they know the password, which makes some netizens become "toilet warriors".

However, considering the chance of finding a specific store to use the restroom abroad, these types of toilet comments may be more convenient for a small number of local compatriots and occasionally save lives.

In a sense, will toilet reviews appear, become popular, or do they conform to the old saying in China——

Don't let your stomach down while you're out.

Previously, people understood this sentence from a more "in" perspective, but now there is an additional layer of "out" perspective.

Toilet reviews have not emerged in recent two years. Before the emergence of practical toilet reviews, which became popular due to the travel craze, there were always young people on the Internet who liked clocking toilets.

This can be considered a niche hobby. Some people are more concerned about the condition of the restroom and pay special attention to it in their daily lives, treating scoring toilets they have visited as a small pastime.

Many people simply find evaluating toilets interesting in itself.

There are some accounts on social media that specifically record toilets, such as collecting various bizarre and absurd toilets captured by netizens.

In daily life, people are busy decorating a world of lights, wine, and greenery, setting various standards to evaluate beauty and deliciousness, and maintaining a bright and beautiful appearance.

And toilets are often seen as special places to remove all these decorations and hide the unbearable.

Evaluating toilets like evaluating restaurants and attractions carries a bit of deconstruction and playfulness towards urbanism and consumerism.

Those photos of toilets on the wilderness, some of which even have an artistic touch after a few more glances.

On the desolate land completely taken over by nature, the toilet house is the last sign of human civilization activity.

In various template based and routine store exploration and tourism evaluations, many descriptions may be exaggerated and beautified. People have already habitually placed exclamation marks and "absolute absolute children" on full screens, even if their expressions are calm and the waves are not surprising.

But in the field of toilet evaluation, everything is true.

If a toilet review mentions "absolute excellence", it must be somewhat exceptional in some aspects, but it is unclear whether it is good or bad.

Everyone has a tacit understanding that they will not lie about such things.

The toilet comment is the last place where we can meet each other frankly on the Internet without P diagram to cover up.

The cover picture is from the TV series "My Altay".

句子分析1："Who is it? I secretly went on a trip || while everyone was [still] working？"

句子成分分析：

"Who is it?
I secretly went on a trip || || while everyone was (still) working?"

句子语法结构详解：

(went 为 go 的过去式。)

* who 为疑问代词，引导特殊疑问句。
* is 为系动词作谓语，采用一般现在时。
* went 为谓语，采用一般过去时。
* while 为连词，引导状语从句。
* was 为系动词作谓语，采用一般过去时。
* working 为形容词作表语。
* I 为人称代词主格。everyone 为不定代词。a 为不定冠词。

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 as, when, while 的区别

句子分析2：Xinjiang has a vast territory, with long distances between major scenic spots and the need for long-distance highways. However, there are usually no toilets near the highways that shuttle between wilderness mountains and grasslands.

句子成分分析：

Xinjiang has a vast territory, [with long distances (between major scenic spots) and the need (for long-distance highways)].
[However], there are [usually] no toilets [near the highways (that shuttle [between wilderness mountains and grasslands])].

句子语法结构详解：

(has 为 have 的第三人称单数形式。)

* has 为谓语，采用一般现在时。动词采用第三人称单数形式。
* there 引导 there be ... 句型, 表示“有”的意思。
* are 为系动词作谓语，采用一般现在时。
* that 为关系代词，引导定语从句。
* shuttle 为谓语，采用一般现在时。
* the 为定冠词。a 为不定冠词。

相关语法知识:
   时态
   动词的第三人称单数形式
   并列连词
   there 引导的句子
   系动词
   定语从句

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句子语法错误检查：

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句子相关学习点：

 between 和 among 的区别

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